(Source: weesley-ham, via dopest-ethiopian)
jesus who wants to join me in the purple swinging fucking teepee
(Source: thisbedisonfire, via schmidttalking)
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
WORD. literally.
(Source: thedailywhat, via schmidttalking)
you know what? i want a dancing cat on my blog. fucking enjoy that its there.
(Source: takemeback-)